So this is one of the guys that won that $488 Million Powerball jackpot that was supposed to be mine?? This will probably be the first and last time I say this, but I’m actually ok with a Duck Dynasty lookalike winning my money. Firejam press conference. The night before the drawing I was failing miserably at falling asleep, so I ran through my winning press conference in my head. It was pretty much like this except without sad stuff and I would have been already drunk and in my “Hooper drives the boat, Chief” tank top. Even got a camo bucket hat to go with it all. This guy sounds like he actually deserves it. Well done, Powerball.
PS – It’s not really Jase, Boone. Just like Duck Dynasty isn’t actually real.